emsings

onehundredsleeplesnights:

Can this be mine already

UGH. TOO MUCH BEAUTY ON ONE ARM.

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mulletsmakememoist:

nutellabeard:

oh-kay-katie:

edgeofheavenx:

jackslenderman:

older-and-far-away:

rainbow-coalition-of-dancing:

eteo:

majortvjunkie:

MHIO

the fuck is a sex barbecue

and don’t forget:
LOL = LUCIFER OUR LORD.
YOLO= YOUTH OBEYING LUCIFER’S ORDERS.
SWAG = SATAN’S WISHES ARE GRANTED.
ROFL = RISE, OUR FATHER LUCIFER.
BRB = BEELZEBUB RULES BELOW.
WTF= WORSHIP THE FALLEN.

OMGB: old man gangbang…..wut…just WHAT???

MY HOLE IS OPEN WHAT

prolapsing my colon
what

But LKAB

Oh fuck my hole is open I CANT HAHAHAHAHA

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tastefullyoffensive:

Petting Charts for Cats and Dogs

And that’s why I’m a dog person <3

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fyjohnnydepp:

fawkess:

i don’t wanna panic now, but the first pirates of the carribean was 10 years ago

ok, can we panic now?

yes

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forever-pretty-awkward:

theodorepython:

outlaw-monarch:

theodorepython:

lordgrumpy:

adamusprime:

you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet

at a friend’s house

During a fancy party.

And that’s the only bathroom.

And there’s a line.

My heart is pounding just reading this

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atenineten:

every day

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